Checking out at Key Food with five bottles of flavored, carbonated water and nothing more
Male Self Check-out Attendant: I drink those all the time.
Me: Mmmm-hmmphhh.
Attendant: So many of them. I love them. Especially the peach flavor?
Me: Yeah, definitely.
Attendant: I sweat flavored water.
Me: I don’t even like regular water anymore.
Attendant: I think I pee flavored water.
Me: Uh?
Attendant: Too far? Too far. Sorry. Thanks for shopping at Key Food! Have a good night.
Me: Thanks, you too!
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