Is it Valentine’s Day yet?

Boo.

Shh! They can’t know I’m here. Who? The macabre beings of Halloween. The ones who are out to get me. Obviously.

I’m stepping away from Ghost on TV (there’s nothing scary about Patrick “I Love You So Much Its Scary So Let’s Hold Each Other” Swayze) to share with you my affection for Halloween “Spooky Friends” Peeps. Put them in the microwave with graham crackers and some chocolate. They’re like s’mores dressed up in costumes.

I also love Homestar Runner. I keep preparing myself for the finale this Flash-animated comictoon. I’m afraid it will be forgotten because everyone is distracted by YouTube and streaming TV episodes. Fortunately, the jibblies are back again for ‘Ween 2007.

I wish I liked Halloween. I wish it could be another one of those holidays for showing the people you love how much they mean to you. By sharing candy.

But what I’m really trying to say is “Halloween Is Scary So Let’s Hold Each Other.”