Author: emlocke

  • Linkography – Linguistics

    Lost in Translation
    Enter a phrase and click to see it translated into French, German and Spanish and back again. Something is often lost in translation, but sometimes something is gained.

    Online Etymology Dictionary
    Etymology is the study of the origins of words, the evolution of languages in sounds, spelling, meaning, even how they may have been broken down through slang or abbreviations, like the word blog.

    My Favorite Word
    My favorite word is estuary, which is the geological term for the wide part of a river where it meets the ocean and fresh and salt water mix. You wouldn’t think that would require a word that sounded so delicate, but when you think about it, an estuary’s ecosystem is very delicate.

  • Putting the Web Back in Blog

    I really don’t like the word blog. It’s not aesthetically unappealing, but the letters aren’t particularly graceful. The sound of blog has even less finesse. I usually like succinct words, but this single syllable sort of lolls forward from your throat like a slothful bubble. Blog sounds especially repulsive when spoken through tears, let me tell you.

    Blog is short for weblog, but that sounds clinical to me. It’s awkward to decipher all the letters that seem to have been assembled together to form a word that has yet to be definitively defined or understood in popular culture. It could be a collective verb, ‘we blog.’ But ‘we’ still excludes internet users who have never encountered a blog, or have encountered a blog but didn’t know what to make of it, or have avoided blogs entirely because they associate blogs with other, darker medias like, obviously, MySpace.

    But what is a weblog, if not a log of the web? That’s how I’m looking at the Firefox extension that I installed over the weekend: StumbleUpon. My brother warned me, “Install at your own risk, it’s addictive, you’ll just have to click the button again,” and it’s true.

    But if you’re bored with the internet, you need this extension!

    I had gotten bored with the internet. Once I told my mom, a compulsive Freecell player, that I couldn’t understand why she would rather shuffle those cards than ‘surf the net,’ as they say. Yesterday, I watched over her shoulder while she played Freecell (she hates when I do that) and sighed and said, “there’s nothing left to see out there on the web.”

    I knew that wasn’t true, but I needed a new way to find all that’s out there. Within an hour after installing this tool, I had fired off six e-mails, including two to myself, about links and sites that absolutely could not be missed.

    But I’m very fastidious about adding links to my bookmarks list, partly because I am an obsessive categorizer and partly because I know they will just waste away in there. Thus, I’m going to share the favorite sites that I come across, collect them like trading cards and trade them with my friends, and I am starting this week with some links to linguistics-themed sites, to go with my analysis of the word blog. It still doesn’t sound very nice.

  • Lent

    Date: Thu, 2 Mar 2006 16:01:12 -0500
    From: Tessa
    To: Emily
    Cc: Eleanor Margaret
    Subject: yo

    hey ladies! emily i wanted to know how you were doing. how are you doing? i wanted to tell you both that i am (per usual) giving up something for lent. this year…

    chocolate chip cookies! a la eleanor. or as they say here [in Ecuador], ‘choco chip’

    im reserving the dark chocolate cookies that they have rarely as not part of lent.


    Date: Thu, 2 Mar 2006 16:11:55 -0500
    From: Eleanor Margaret
    To: Tessa
    Cc: Emily
    Subject: Re: yo

    tessa, i am real impressed by your sacrifice for the lord. no potatoes this year, huh? i wasnt going to give up anything, then my friend luke said i had to so i gave up nutella. i never even had it till i came here, then i bought some, then i was a fatty. thus nutella is my lenten sacrifice.

    how are youuuu? did you get my email em? i loved your letter/artwork! i love and miss you both! im leaving for sicilyyyyyyy tomorrow. word.

    MUAH

    love els
    xoxo


    Date: Thu, 2 Mar 2006 19:31:50 -0500
    From: Emily
    To: Eleanor Margaret
    Cc: Tessa
    Subject: Re: yo

    Wow, I can’t remember the last time I gave something up for Lent officially. I guess this year…I gave up Mount Holyoke! Hahahaha…okay, I’m sure one day I can look back on this and that line will be funny.

    I don’t even know what I could give up because right now nothing tastes good or sounds good or feels good, which is really discouraging and pretty sad. So I guess that’s how I’m doing, not so good, but I’m trying to at least keep a sense of humor about it, and getting e-mails from you guys helps so much, you have no idea!

    I think I will also give up los choco chips and nutella then, which is sort of cheating because I haven’t had a choco chip in a really long time anyway and I know there are none in the house, and there has NEVER been nutella in our house, so no big loss there. But The Lord will understand, right?

    Tessa, I hope that dark chocolate cookies are not so rare in your future so you can ejoy them more during Lent and Ellie, have a fabulous time in Sicily!

    Love you both a lot,
    XOXO
    Em

  • Caught Looking – or – Why I Blog

    One snowy afternoon during winter term, I had the day off from my internship and I had sloshed through the slush for lunch. I was sitting in a corner by the window, eating by myself, letting a heating vent blow air directly up my jeans. I half read my book and half watched other people trickle in and sprinkle themselves here and there like delicate budding blossoms, some in tiny clusters, but many all alone, clinging politely to the ends of each table.

    At one point, a girl approached the table next to mine, ready to perch her tray on the corner. I glanced up from my book and our eyes met in one of those accidental ‘caught-you-looking’ moments. She was caught off guard, just for a second, but her tray slipped and her silverware clattered to the floor.

    She collected it all and moved on with her lunch before I could get up and help, but what I really wanted to do was catch her eye again and say a silent ‘sorry’ because I knew that both of us there alone in the dining hall, autonomous eaters and harmless people watchers, and we caught each other looking. I wanted her to understand that I understood what a surprise it was to meet someone else’s eyes in a room where all the solo eaters are trying not to meet each others’ eyes. I almost wanted to say, “Sorry I made you drop your silverware,” but I didn’t know if she would have understood that kind of apology.

    But maybe she would have understood. Maybe she would have looked me in the eyes and grinned and said, “Oh, don’t worry about it.” I didn’t risk it.

    But I think that’s why I blog. Because there is always a chance that someone is going to look, to risk getting caught, and read something that makes sense. I keep writing because I hope that something I say that nobody else understands will be crystal clear to a reader out there on the internet. Somebody will read and think, “I know what you mean” and just for a second, it will be like we’re eating at the same table.

    If I can affirm one thing for one person in my lifetime as a blogger, I will feel that I have accomplished something. I’m keeping a lookout.

  • Meal Plans

    A comparitive study on eating at home vs. college dining options

    1. At home, you have to wash, chop and store your own vegetables, but you don’t have to make a point to request ‘no onions’ every time you order lunch.
    2. The menu is limited to one option at a time, but you don’t have to try to ignore the deep-fried aroma of chicken fingers wafting over your salad.
    3. There’s no cooler of bottled beverages, but there is no limit on the purchase of bottled beverages.
  • Timber

    I’m not very superstitious. I let my imagination get away from me once in awhile, and I guess I have my own “for good luck” rituals, and I have observed that bad things sometimes happen in threes, but I don’t really believe in ghosts or black cats. That goes, too, for the Wilder Ghost Room, a dorm room left uninhabited because it is believed to be haunted.

    That’s not to say, though, that the Ghost Room doesn’t creep me out. It’s been stripped bare, rafters and bricks exposed, cavernous attic space gaping down from above, tattered insulation hanging in the corners. It’s the only room on the floor with a glass doorknob, a keepsake of the legend. When wind whistles through the broken window, it sounds like a very large person blowing over the top of a very large bottle –spooky.

    Obviously, I respect the haunted legend of the Ghost Room. Otherwise I wouldn’t have spent the last two paragraphs consciously capitalizing Ghost and Room. I’m not afraid of ghosts, but I don’t want to give myself any reason to believe in them.

    The Outing Club uses the space to store gear and therefore, we get to have a key. On Halloween, we show scary movies and give tours, an event that attracts some interesting participants. Last fall, I hosted three or four girls. They all wore elaborate costumes, but they all sort of acted like they didn’t consider their outfits too unusual. They didn’t even compliment each other on the get-ups, “Your hat is so pointy!” “Thanks, where did you get your orange-and-black striped tights?” As if purple velour was considered casual attire. They even raised eyebrows at me, wearing untorn jeans, no hat of any kind and no black to speak of.

    I spent most of the one-room tour hovering by the door and holding court over the light switch. I found myself gazing out into the hallway, trying to maintain the sense of my own physical presence out there between the fluorescent lighting and the linoleum floors, rather than in the musty shadows of the Ghost Room. But then I had to field questions about the College President who apparently tried to spend a night in the room to prove it a safe dwelling, and fled in the middle of the night, about the presumed ghost’s cause of death.

    These questions evolved into “Had she been diagnosed with a mental disorder?” and “What was her major?” and when I couldn’t answer these questions with any degree of confidence (or even pretend to try), the questions evolved into complete figments coming out of nowhere. “When they renovated the dorm, they changed the doorknob, and when they came back the next day, the glass one was mysteriously back again!” “The President has never been able to speak of her night in this room!” “The ghost tore down all the walls in a fit of supernatural rage!”

    At that point, I ushered the little ladies out, locked the door, checked it twice, and we all went downstairs to eat chocolate and watch Scream. Alfred Hitchcock’s The Man Who Knew Too Much was also an option, but no one thought that sounded ‘scary enough.’ How into Halloween could these girls really be if they can’t even recognize a true scary movie when they see one? I don’t really believe in ghosts, but Hitchcock films are frightening.

    I thought that would be my last experience in the Wilder Ghost Room. And then there was a wind storm.

    A wind storm that brought a huge branch down on Wilder’s roof. A huge branch that landed right on the triangular facade above that empty Ghost Room window. Bricks crumble away, the branch slides off to the side, grazes down against the north end of the building and lands on the roof of the porch at the north entrance. It hovers there for a second and the porch gives out, shattering and collapsing beneath the weight.

    broken wilder

    One student was injured, but she walked away from the scene, and people have been relocated for one week, two weeks, maybe more. But now I have return to the haunted dorm room to collect all of the Outing Club gear and relocate it –apparently, the Ghost Room is pretty trashed. But maybe now it will be a good omen. The ghost insisted on residing there so that no one else could!

  • Party Tricks for the Hearing Impaired

    This entry on deaf-in-one-ear-ness is dedicated to someone I really, really like!

    Some people dance on tables or perform crystal glass symphonies or guess astrological signs. I plug in my new alarm clock and set it for a minute ahead, and then the whole room waits the fifty-nine seconds it takes for the show to start.

    The star performer is my new Wake’n’SHAKE alarm clock. Features include: large red display (bright, but miraculously not so ‘glowy’ that it illuminates the whole room and keeps me awake), volume and tone control for the beeping sound, a flashing strobe light and a vibrating attachment that goes under a pillow or mattress to shake you awake. All together, it puts on quite a display.

    The archetype of a twenty-first birthday present might be alcohol, novelty barware, designer leather goods, lavish jewels or scandalous gag gifts. Something a little bit sinful. I don’t know what most twenty-two year olds get, but the twenty-second birthday doesn’t feel quite as naughty as the twenty-first.

    I don’t know if it’s so un-naughty that the leap is made from sinful to senile, but let me just say that my mom could have ordered my birthday present from a geriatric website, one that also sells wheelchairs and ear trumpets (okay, she really got it with a Costco discount, but it could have been a geriatric store.)

    I demonstrated my alarm clock tricks at my tea party on Tuesday to an audience of hysterical friends as if it was a flashy gadget or toy, but it has already changed my life for the better. I had been losing a lot of sleep, lying awake at night and trying not to let myself roll on to my right side (and my good ear), worrying not about if I would wake up, but when I would wake up if I didn’t hear my alarm. I have slept through or nearly slept through enough classes, appointments, early morning meetings, and even a midterm to need to try something new.

    At first, I resisted switching to this fancy device because I didn’t want the shaking to give me a heart attack every morning. It is sort of startling, but it’s worth it to wake up feeling like I’ve actually been asleep. In fact, I don’t even have to turn the sound on because the vibrations are so powerful. Actually, that does sound a little naughty.

    Maybe I’ll ask for a walker next year.

  • Un-Birthday

    An un-birthday is carefree the same way a half-birthday is decompressed of angst and pressure. And since I could pass any celebration off under the guise of Valentine’s Day silliness, I hosted an Un-Birthday party in my room yesterday afternoon. We had coffee and chocolate and decorated, and it was crowded in moments, but that’s all I wanted, all of my friends close together. Unbidden, most guests wore pink. I got a birthday crown.

    coffee

    I took this picture because the cleverly indubitable instructions on Dunkin’ Donuts Box o’ Joe, righty tighty, lefty loosey, cracked me up. Not all of my guests could follow these simple steps!

  • Te quiero

    Couples and singles alike have been celebrating Valentine’s Day for more than 500 years. I have been celebrating Valentine’s Day for almost exactly twenty-two. My mom still has the Valentine heart that the nurses stuck to my crib in the hospital nursery, delicate and pink, with my new name printed on the front.

    In Mexico, February 14th is “Día del amor y la amistad,” the day of love and friendship. It is with the philosophy of Día del amor y la amistad that I get through every year without a Valentine, without a second thought to single’s angst.

    My best Valentine’s Day memory is of my mom, my brother, and a dark parking lot. My grandmother was due in on a flight and her ride fell through. My mom scooped up the heart-shaped boxes of candy and loaded us into the car to meet Grandmom at the airport. I don’t remember inconvenience, impatience or boredom. I remember the three of us waiting in the parking lot, surrounded by dots of fluorescent light, enclosed together in the car eating our heart-shaped SweeTarts.

    “I love you” in Spanish is te amo or te quiero. Te amo translates directly to “I love to you,” or “You, I love.” Te quiero means “I want you.” I want to love you, I want you to love me, I want every part of you, I want you close to me. For Valentine’s Day, I want all the people I love close to me, even if it’s in an airport parking lot.

  • Top (Only) 4 Reasons My Laptop Doesn’t Suck

    My mom was watching me type this morning. I’d compare the sensation to having someone watch you sleep, and freaking out when you noticed, but that’s never happened to me. Not in a romantic way or in a creepy way. So, she was watching me type and I didn’t even notice and then she said, “So when you tap it, that’s like clicking?” I wasn’t sure what sort of slang she was trying to decode (she works with middle schoolers, who knows what language those kids are speaking) until I realized she had been observing my keyboard mannerisms.

    My laptop, for all of its flaws, has a few great features. And since it would take forever to list all the things wrong with this paperweight, I’d like to discuss its merits.

    1. The touchpad responds to tapping and has a separate touch sensitive scrollbar. I almost never have to use the left- and right-click buttons.
    2. One-Touch buttons that can be linked to applications or even websites. I hit Thesaurus.com with the push of a button.
    3. Backlit buttons and touchpad. Once, someone sat down beside me to tell me something and was mesmerized by the lights. She said, “Oh, pretty!”
    4. External volume control and mute buttons, as well as backlit audio controls for CD and DVD playback on the front panel. I can play, pause or mute even if the screen is down.

    I’m so mad at my laptop right now that I’m unable to think of a fifth reason. That’s because the screen, the one that can be down and I’ll still have access to audio and playback controls, flickers like there’s a very little night club inside. Also, the power button, which is located right next to all of the One-Touch link buttons, that’s what I have to use to power the thing down. It goes through the whole shut-down process and would say, “Windows is shutting down” for all of eternity unless I stepped in and cut it off.

    This machine is very dear to me. At least, I can only assume that it holds a special, secret place in my heart, and that’s the only reason I haven’t dropped it off the roof yet.

    I knew there was a reason I set up the Whining category in WordPress.