Highly Notable Events of January 2007

  • Accidentally left for work without brushing my teeth.
  • Drank coffee out of an actual mug before leaving the apartment.
  • Bought new shoes heels.
  • Pilfered a stack of outdated but perfectly readable New Yorkers from a neighbor’s recycling bin.

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