The Uniform In Candy Land

I want this shirt. Even if it isn’t true, since I am in cookie recovery after a rough stint in cookie rehab, and even though Milk & Cookies have evolved into More [Graham] Crackers?, I want to run down a cookie trail lined with frosting through a meadow of cotton candy, holding hands with the ticklish doughboy with the tummy full of cookie crumbs and eating brownies.