49,001 Reasons to Love Coffee

1. Freezes well.
2. Represents a global industry; impress your friends and colleagues with your knowledge on international trade.
3. No matter where you travel, the locals claims the best brew in the world.
4. Gives your booze a kick.
5. But you don’t have to feel ashamed when you sit alone at home downing lattes, day or night.
6. Encourages healthy American spirit (a little commercialism never hurt anybody).
7. Would you like some coffee with your sugar?
8. The Fairtrade Foundation.
9. The delightful twitch that is the caffeine buzz.

I really was going to hit you with the last 48,992 reasons to love coffee, but my buzz wore off and I am now mentally and verbally inhibited by the one and only reason not to:

1. The caffeine crash and the subsequent hangover misery.