Holly and I have penned false public safety log entries every time we’ve been in grave danger this week. And better believe it, one of these strange police reports is also true.
November 29th – 2:33 PM
Student found dead in Mead Hall, trapped while trying to break in through a propped window, which collapsed. Autopsy revealed that OneCard was not in her posession.
December 1st – 11:52 PM
Officers received a report that a car drove over the Skinner Green and nearly struck a student. Officers have identified the owner of the vehicle. Case referred to the Dean’s Office.
December 6th – 4:59 PM
Student hit by car while crossing the street in an attempt to hand her paper in before the deadline. She leapt in front of a moving car when she realized that she had only one minute left. She lost her life and one letter grade. It was noted that her paper was not stapled in the upper left hand corner.
Quote of the day: “Now I’m here…I’ll drink to the madness that makes me this way.” – Kasey Chambers
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