very funny poker

through a savvy and invincible combination of aggression (how do you call? bluffing?) veiled by characteristic girlish charm, lauren graham dominated bravo’s celebrity poker showdown table tonight, beating my former love matthew perry and chris masterson, who looks like a gorgeous cross between justin timberlake and doogie howser. she inspired me to a) wear shiny green clothing and b) learn to play poker.

luckily, i’m spending three full days next week with an equally savvy and charming (but far less girlish) ace. who is seven years old. let’s hope i don’t blow all the cash i’ll make working those extra hours by falling for brian’s bluffs! it’s my last week with the boys and i will miss them when it’s over! but i will have a new “very funny” tbs campaign to remind me of brian. that’s what he always says when he knows i’m bluffing.

quote of the day: “even the best fall down sometimes, even the stars refuse to shine. out of the back you fall in time, i somehow find, you and i collide” – howie day

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