Following an unusual influx of intramural (IM) athletics e-mail announcements, I got this all-campus e-mail:
“The IM instant messenger season will be starting shortly after the Thanksgiving break. iIwill need your rosters and team captains ASAP so that I can make the schedule. I am thinking we will have 30 minute regattas with one 5 minute water break. Teams in the B-league must be co-ed and may not have more than three varsity players. There will be no anonymous warnings and no checking non-league players away messages. Finally, we will not permit two finger typing and penalties will be given for lol’s and brb’s. Get your teams in soon, because OMG this is going to be a tough competition!”
Now there’s a sport i could get into. Varsity MVP here I come!
Quote of the day: “Fa fa-fa fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, never be the same again. Fa fa-fa fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, never be the same again.” – Guster
Love always, em locke
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