This is what we talk about when we go out for Italian

“You never called spaghetti ‘pasgetti’ when you were little?”

“No.”

“What did you call it?”

“I called it ‘spaghetti.'”

I also pronounced “available” with a Y until I was nine, put “Please Do Not Disturv” signs on my bedroom door, and thought an emergency vehicle that drives people to the hospital was called an “amblee-ance,” but I left all that out.  It’s not lying by omission if he doesn’t ask, right?

This is what I’ve been listening to this week:
Naked Eye by Luscious Jackson
Time by Sarah McLachlan
Live Your Life by T.I.
Just Like Heaven by The Cure
We Looked Like Giants by Death Cab for Cutie