Checking out at Key Food with five bottles of flavored, carbonated water and nothing more
Male Self Check-out Attendant: I drink those all the time.
Me: Mmmm-hmmphhh.
Attendant: So many of them. I love them. Especially the peach flavor?
Me: Yeah, definitely.
Attendant: I sweat flavored water.
Me: I don’t even like regular water anymore.
Attendant: I think I pee flavored water.
Me: Uh?
Attendant: Too far? Too far. Sorry. Thanks for shopping at Key Food! Have a good night.
Me: Thanks, you too!
November 14, 2007 at 1:35 AM
That is hilarious. Like Overheard in New York good.
November 14, 2007 at 10:25 AM
EXCEPT that you can’t ‘overhear’ a conversation in which you participated. Duh.
November 15, 2007 at 1:46 AM
My Googling skills have improved. Flavored, carbonated water is pretty amazing. I could drink it all the live-long day.