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  • Swing

    About a year ago I was living and studying in New Zealand, not blogging because internet was such a hassle and my laptop was fritzing, and this week specifically, I was in the middle of Spring Break Fall Holiday; a road trip around the South Island counter-clockwise, the same way water goes down the drain in lands down under.

    One stop on this journey was Queenstown, popularly recognized as the adrenaline capital of the world. It is my personal opinion that whatever element puts the extreme into any X-treme sport was first divined in Queenstown soil. But I don’t usually hit the adrenaline too hard, so I tuned out when Anne read this in our Lonely Planet guide:

    The new Shotover Canyon Swing is touted as the world’s highest rope swing (109m), where you jump from a cliff-mounted platform in a full body harness and take a wild swing across the canyon at 150km per hour.

    Everybody else made reservations before we even arrived in Queenstown. “Four for white-water rafting, just three for the canyon swing. It costs $30 just to watch your friends, so I figured I’d spend the morning wandering Queenstown and save my energy for an afternoon of rafting.

    We arrived in Queenstown the night before and proceeded with our choreographed hostel-arrival ritual: grocery shopping and package store followed by cooking, eating, and showering, and sleeping tight. Except I was the only one who slept tight that night. The others lay awake, or had strange dreams, or slept fitfully with the Canyon Swing on their minds.

    By morning, my travel buddies were staving off panic attacks and anxious nausea. I was quite chipper and having second thoughts about just how extreme I could be. If I’d decided to go for it ahead of time, I probably wouldn’t have made it to the jump because I would have given myself a heart attack just worrying about it the night before. But on a sunny morning in the adrenaline capital of the world, I found myself at the counter asking to add another person to the Canyon Swing list.

    And an hour or two later, I was barefoot, strapped into that full-body harness, loathing the tears welling up in my eyes…and then willing myself to step off the platform.

    You know how people always say, “What a rush?” What a rush. My pony-tail was swept across my face, my hiking pants billowed with cool air, I swayed between the jagged, steady walls of the canyon and fell in love with white goats grazing on the slope. Those 2 1/2 minutes were probably the most rapturous and satisfying of my whole two weeks on the South Island. The nearly 200-foot freefall felt like bravery, the 650-foot arc felt like grace, and the breeze between my toes felt like freedom.

    I was furious at myself for being so scared to begin with. But in that moment, I knew I was going to make it through.

  • Retired Sitcoms

    Sitcoms I Didn’t Think I’d Like and I Was Really Right
    Frasier
    Married…with Children

    Sitcoms I Didn’t Think I’d Like and I Was Really Wrong
    Everybody Loves Raymond
    Grounded for Life

    Sitcoms I Thought I Would Like and I Was Really, Really Right
    Mad About You
    Dharma and Greg

  • Tulip

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    Tulip
    Originally uploaded by EmLocke12.

    This stuffed elephant, from an old, old, old book called Splendid Soft Toys, was my project for the week.

    This book is so old, it was published before there were copy machines to make pattern enlargement quick and painless. She was actually supposed to be larger, but I had to scale down because I didn’t have paper big enough to copy the pattern (on a grid).

    I embroidered her eyes –that was fun. And she has a ‘t’ on one foot. The foot pads were the hardest part.

    She doesn’t stand up on her own because her trunk is a little longer than her legs. Maybe she’ll grow into it! For now, she is good for hugs.

    My other project this week was to finish my applications to summer graduate programs in publishing. Now I’ll be hugging Tulip for good luck.

  • I Need A Ticket to Ride

    My family went to Disney World for the first time just about eight years ago, when I was in the 8th grade. It was Spring Break, right before we got our dog –we had to take the big vacation before we became so emotionally bound to a four-legged creature that we would never leave the house unless we could take her with us and we stopped wanting to go places that wouldn’t let us bring her with us anyway. If I felt like the oldest kid in the Magic Kingdom then, you can imagine how I would feel at age twenty when we went back.

    But it’s a good thing we weren’t one of those families who feels obligated to hit It’s a Small World as soon as their infants can focus their pupils. “Load up the car! She’s ready for her mouse ears!” Taking it all in as a mature and moderately well-adjusted teenager was hard enough. The lights, the colors, the displays, the backdrops, the fake plants, the real plants, the animatronic Beatles concert, the hundreds of other guests within eyeshot and earshot at any given moment (entertainment in itself), all the information in the tour book, the luxurious bathroom at the hotel, the food…

    We ate at this restaurant with a beach theme and great burgers and I have no clue what I ordered but I still remember the exact train of thought that came barreling through my head in the middle of dinner, “This is a great restaurant. I like the decor. Yum. Oh no! What if this is my favorite restaurant in the world? I’ll never get to go to my favorite restaurant in the world because it’s in Florida! On my birthday, when you’re supposed to eat dinner at your favorite restaurant in the world, I ever won’t be able to because my favorite restaurant in the world is in Florida and every birthday from now on will be ruined because I don’t think my parents will let me fly to Florida in the middle of February!”

    There was a lot to absorb and since I’m me, I felt it was my responsibility to absorb it all. I still remember having this feeling that was like “Who do you think you are, coming to Disney World and not seeing everything?” and that kept me from just living in the moment and having a little fun. And then, “Who do you think you are, coming to Disney World and not letting yourself have fun?” I still remember feeling jealous of kids who didn’t take Disney World so seriously, and then scorning them for not being good enough tourists, and then scorning myself because I obviously wasn’t being a very good tourist, either. Wasn’t this supposed to be a vacation?

    When I was home and unpacked and back at school, I wore my Mickey Mouse sweatshirt (the shoes, the shorts, the ears, the mouse) and thought about my brother and my mom wearing the exact same one because we all got them together, and when people asked what I did for spring break, I thought about my favorite part of the whole trip –riding Splash Mountain with my dad. That was the best. I couldn’t picture the petals on every single flower at Epcot, but I decided that I had catalogued all of those moments, everything I had seen or heard, in neuro-filing cabinets in my memory and even if I couldn’t recall each and every one at will, they were in there somewhere. If I needed one, it would just be there.

    What really mattered was that I remembered how it felt to sit in a giant log at the crest of the big drop on Splash Mountain, wearing a rain poncho, and peer over the end of our log, into the brambles, with my dad right beside me. I felt too scared and brave and excited to worry about anything else. There wasn’t time to figure out exactly what I should be thinking or feeling at that moment. And with my dad right there, with the same vantage point, in a matching poncho, testing out the same hands-in-the-air roller coaster pose, the pressure to absorb it all must not have been so strong. When we tipped forward, all I had to do was scream. And that part was easy.

  • Job Opportunity: Treehouse Contractor

    My brother and I had a treehouse in the front yard at our old house. Well, we had a dilapidated little plywood box perched precariously in the joint of a tree in the front yard at our old house. It was a ‘home’ we had to share with lots of decaying leaves and a few unidentifiable cocoons (unidentifiable because I refused to look at them too closely in case whatever was inside suddenly hatched right into my face).

    There might have been a bench of a seat of some kind, or you could prop your little kid tush against one of the exposed branches that provided support in the corners. It had two or three squares cut out for windows with flaps that latched closed, one rectangle cut out for a door, and perhaps there was a piece of wood on hinges that swung into place to close the doorway.

    (I very well may have invented that safety precaution, but I’ll stand by it because I think I remember being frustrated that the door shut out all remnants sunlight and it was too dark to play, so dark that you might even wonder if the sun had been permanently eclipsed by a cloud of debris from a giant meteor. And where’s the fun in that, unless you’re playing we’re-about-to-go-extinct-caveman house.)

    Our treehouse did not have window boxes full of flowers (like my dad built for our real house) or gingham curtains (though I’m sure I suggested curtain making to my mom as if it was just another item on the to-do list) or a trap door or a porch or a bucket-pulley system for delivering meals and books and stuffed toys or a mailbox and little address numbers tacked to the door (wouldn’t that have been cute to call it 15 1/2 Woodstone Road?) or a turret or a hammock.

    What it did have was a rope ladder that you could hoist up to keep out intruders. Unless you were afraid to climb the rope ladder. Yes, that was me. So playing in the treehouse involved convincing my dad to get the real ladder out of the garage and hold it steady while I climbed up.

    Rather than renovate, our treehouse was condemmed by my parents (or perhaps a treehouse contractor stopped by?) and torn down.

    It’s not something I think about a lot, but I do love looking at other people’s treehouses to see what feats of arboreal living they have constructed and what whimsy they have dreamed up.

    So I was interested to see Jill’s article at Inhabitat about the O2 Sustainability Treehouse constructed entirely of sustainable materials and installed without harming the tree.

    Since both treehouses and geodesic domes smack of idealism and youthful fun – you know that the two were meant to come together at some point or another.

    Check out Inhabitat and see even more photos in the O2 Sustainability. My favorite is the nighttime shot. It really does look like a paper lantern.

    It also reminds me of the high-tech manual ice cream ball?
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    But don’t even get me started on ice-cream making. Give me a couple of plastic bags and I could have made my own ice cream in my old tree-shack.

  • Just for posterity…

    A screenshot:
    Bracket
    Remember when my bracketology held second place on the Mount Holyoke Facebook? What I really can’t believe is that all of the NCAA players are probably on Facebook. I wonder if they have to abstain from the FB pools.

  • Spring can’t come soon enough. Or can it…

    Doctor Dictionary’s Word of the Day:

    verdant \VUR-dnt\, adjective:
    1. Covered with growing plants or grass; green with
    vegetation.
    2. Green.
    3. Unripe in knowledge, judgment, or experience;
    unsophisticated; green.

    I was verdant enough to think her Agrippine very fine.
    — Henry James, “The Théâtre Français”

    Well, Mr. James, I was verdant enough to think that spring’s arrival would be a welcome respite from winter’s clinging bitterness. But it has not escaped me that all the growing plants and grass will release their fresh pollen, a biological sign of blossoming growth, and a potent threat to my respiratory system.

  • Part of this Complete Breakfast

    Results of novelty IQ test while watching Sex and the City: 107
    Results of novelty IQ test while consuming Quaker Oatmeal: 140

  • Kind of a Snob

    People have been talking about Ellen Lupton’s book on DIY – not Do It Yourself, but Design It Yourself, which Lupton produced with her graduate design students at Maryland Institute College of Art. At first I thought I just didn’t need another book full of projects that I don’t have the time to do, or don’t even want to do, but then I read this Washington Post article and took a closer look at the book and the companion website and now I’m totally into this DIY mentality.

    Lately, I’ve gotten it into my head that I want to make a quilt. After exhaustive hours browsing fabric and patterns, reading quilter’s commentary about techniques and materials, I’m really no closer to getting started. I don’t even know if I have the tools or the skills to accomplish the project that I have in mind (I’m kind of a snob. I don’t have the patience for starting with something small, and I know it’s a fatal crafting flaw.) Why not just buy a nice quilt with the features I’m attracted to? In the end, it would obviously be less time and energy consuming, it might even be more cost-effective!

    But that’s not the point. I want something that is exclusively mine; colors, patterns, dimensions and materials specific to the quilt I envision. I “long to put [my] personal imprint “on everyday items and products,” as Jeff Turrentine of the Post phrased it. Oh, and I also want to say “I made this!” All the time, I see all kinds of products and think, “I could make that” or “If I could make that, I would do it this way.” I mentioned how I’m kind of a snob, right? I want to design it myself. This book is just what I need.

    Design It Yourself doesn’t have a quilting section, but it does show creative types that we don’t have to settle for whatever is available in stores or online, it encourages us to channel our inner-designer, and assures us that we all have one in there. Encouragement. Another reason I need to DIY.

  • Oscar Night Insight

    Jon Stewart and I wonder why nobody gets excited at the podium when they win an Academy Award. I think the winners are suffering from the same syndrome in their acceptance speeches that I am fighting about writing personal statements for post-grad programs. They’re using their time at the podium to deliver a profoundly moving statement with rehearsed eloquence, forgoing the genuine elation about winning the big award!

    So I’ve figured out how to direct the celebs into a more exciting Oscar night performance. I guess there’s nothing left to do but tackle those personal statements.