Category: Photos

  • How come I almost never come up here?

    This is what The City looks like from the roof of my building in Park Slope. Even on a clear night, it’s pretty much exactly this grainy and flourescent in real life. It certainly looks like more than four miles to lower Manhattan.

  • Water Up the Nose


    Originally uploaded by EmLocke12.

    Easter weekend, eight years ago, we brought Maggie Zelda Mae home from the breeder and introduced her to life at the White House.

    That day, we began to introduce some new words and phrases into our vocabulary.
    1. Hurry up!: command. Spoken in a light and excited tone to encourage Maggie to ‘do her business,’ preferably in a speedy fashion. Synonyms: “In the pachysandra!” (My dog is very polite and dainty and likes her privacy in the pachysandra.)
    2. Pedestrian trip: noun. Spoken quietly and ideally without moving lips or even the subtlest gestures toward the dog or her leash. Introduced when the word ‘walk’ became a catalyst for mahem in the house and she also learned to spell the four-letter-word.
    3. Good girl*: endearment. Spoken in the most saccharine croon or the most tender whisper.

    In honor of her anniversary, my mother gave her a full-body baptism. Actually, she got a bath because she showed up at the backdoor with her fur full of deer manure, to put it delicately, and a big grin on her face. (*Note: “Good girl” is not always an appropriate term.)

    The poop roll is something we’ve had to endure more than once over the last eight years, but it’s been worth it for all the other things she has brought into our lives.

  • Lazy

    We are all imperfect. There are people in our lives who we hope we can count on to be forgiving, accepting, even endeared by our flaws. Sometimes they are the people who want most to believe that we have none, and they are the ones who are caught off guard when we falter.

    And then there are those who want nothing more than to flop over and lie nose to nose with you and say, without words, “No matter what, you’re okay with me.”

  • Tulip

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    Tulip
    Originally uploaded by EmLocke12.

    This stuffed elephant, from an old, old, old book called Splendid Soft Toys, was my project for the week.

    This book is so old, it was published before there were copy machines to make pattern enlargement quick and painless. She was actually supposed to be larger, but I had to scale down because I didn’t have paper big enough to copy the pattern (on a grid).

    I embroidered her eyes –that was fun. And she has a ‘t’ on one foot. The foot pads were the hardest part.

    She doesn’t stand up on her own because her trunk is a little longer than her legs. Maybe she’ll grow into it! For now, she is good for hugs.

    My other project this week was to finish my applications to summer graduate programs in publishing. Now I’ll be hugging Tulip for good luck.

  • Timber

    I’m not very superstitious. I let my imagination get away from me once in awhile, and I guess I have my own “for good luck” rituals, and I have observed that bad things sometimes happen in threes, but I don’t really believe in ghosts or black cats. That goes, too, for the Wilder Ghost Room, a dorm room left uninhabited because it is believed to be haunted.

    That’s not to say, though, that the Ghost Room doesn’t creep me out. It’s been stripped bare, rafters and bricks exposed, cavernous attic space gaping down from above, tattered insulation hanging in the corners. It’s the only room on the floor with a glass doorknob, a keepsake of the legend. When wind whistles through the broken window, it sounds like a very large person blowing over the top of a very large bottle –spooky.

    Obviously, I respect the haunted legend of the Ghost Room. Otherwise I wouldn’t have spent the last two paragraphs consciously capitalizing Ghost and Room. I’m not afraid of ghosts, but I don’t want to give myself any reason to believe in them.

    The Outing Club uses the space to store gear and therefore, we get to have a key. On Halloween, we show scary movies and give tours, an event that attracts some interesting participants. Last fall, I hosted three or four girls. They all wore elaborate costumes, but they all sort of acted like they didn’t consider their outfits too unusual. They didn’t even compliment each other on the get-ups, “Your hat is so pointy!” “Thanks, where did you get your orange-and-black striped tights?” As if purple velour was considered casual attire. They even raised eyebrows at me, wearing untorn jeans, no hat of any kind and no black to speak of.

    I spent most of the one-room tour hovering by the door and holding court over the light switch. I found myself gazing out into the hallway, trying to maintain the sense of my own physical presence out there between the fluorescent lighting and the linoleum floors, rather than in the musty shadows of the Ghost Room. But then I had to field questions about the College President who apparently tried to spend a night in the room to prove it a safe dwelling, and fled in the middle of the night, about the presumed ghost’s cause of death.

    These questions evolved into “Had she been diagnosed with a mental disorder?” and “What was her major?” and when I couldn’t answer these questions with any degree of confidence (or even pretend to try), the questions evolved into complete figments coming out of nowhere. “When they renovated the dorm, they changed the doorknob, and when they came back the next day, the glass one was mysteriously back again!” “The President has never been able to speak of her night in this room!” “The ghost tore down all the walls in a fit of supernatural rage!”

    At that point, I ushered the little ladies out, locked the door, checked it twice, and we all went downstairs to eat chocolate and watch Scream. Alfred Hitchcock’s The Man Who Knew Too Much was also an option, but no one thought that sounded ‘scary enough.’ How into Halloween could these girls really be if they can’t even recognize a true scary movie when they see one? I don’t really believe in ghosts, but Hitchcock films are frightening.

    I thought that would be my last experience in the Wilder Ghost Room. And then there was a wind storm.

    A wind storm that brought a huge branch down on Wilder’s roof. A huge branch that landed right on the triangular facade above that empty Ghost Room window. Bricks crumble away, the branch slides off to the side, grazes down against the north end of the building and lands on the roof of the porch at the north entrance. It hovers there for a second and the porch gives out, shattering and collapsing beneath the weight.

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    One student was injured, but she walked away from the scene, and people have been relocated for one week, two weeks, maybe more. But now I have return to the haunted dorm room to collect all of the Outing Club gear and relocate it –apparently, the Ghost Room is pretty trashed. But maybe now it will be a good omen. The ghost insisted on residing there so that no one else could!

  • Un-Birthday

    An un-birthday is carefree the same way a half-birthday is decompressed of angst and pressure. And since I could pass any celebration off under the guise of Valentine’s Day silliness, I hosted an Un-Birthday party in my room yesterday afternoon. We had coffee and chocolate and decorated, and it was crowded in moments, but that’s all I wanted, all of my friends close together. Unbidden, most guests wore pink. I got a birthday crown.

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    I took this picture because the cleverly indubitable instructions on Dunkin’ Donuts Box o’ Joe, righty tighty, lefty loosey, cracked me up. Not all of my guests could follow these simple steps!

  • Blizzarding

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    Baby, it’s cold outside. Inside, we’re baking with flurries of flour. My mom can hardly stand it –she was afraid I’d always be a slice ‘n’ bake girl.

  • Las Vegas Lady


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    Originally uploaded by EmLocke12.

    I had a low-key Vegas Night. I was hot enough to begin with, with my smokin’ outfit and my fever, so I decided to skip out on hot and sweaty Chapin, with beer on the floor and strangers hands in inappropriate places, uninvited. Instead, I got dressed up and visited all my dearest, drunkest friends to take pictures and celebrate MHC’s biggest – and by biggest, I mean only – party night.

    Highlights
    – it finally stopped raining
    – the pouf
    – a guy in a vinyl jacket asking me where I was going, and if he could come.
    – telling him I was going to bed with a fever and I was probably contagious.
    – making it through the whole night without taking off my heels in pain, because my whole night was approximately four hours long.

    Thrilled. Love to sequins, love to Vegas, love to MHC.

  • The Heat Goes On, The Heat Goes On

    The heat has kicked in and the whole building smells like the crackly crust on a burnt marshmallow. It’s the brittle, charred scent of something that’s not supposed to be burning. But you can’t complain because inside is frothy warmth, like a melted marshmallow, a welcome alternative to the rainy drafts from outside.

    The first evening that it churned hot steam, my heater wailed louder than the TV. Hopefully, it will settle down as it stretches its legs (which almost resemble lion’s feet, like an old-fashioned bathrub). It’s going to be a long winter together in this room.

  • MHOC Cabin Fall Cleaning

    Painted the walls, scaled the roof, swept the porch, rescued the snow shoes, broke open the shutters, washed the windows, evicted a mouse family, installed some hooks, spruced up the fire pit, cleaned up the garbage, and took some pictures.