Category: Haiku

  • Big Bird wasn’t playin’

    Snuffy was outed
    In nineteen eighty-five: Not
    Imaginary!

  • What is this, St. Petersburg?

    Upon arriving in Atlanta.

    Another city
    Home to one golden-domed pile
    And ten-plus Starbucks

    There is this one remark that my family has been quoting me on for years every time we drive through Waterbury, Connecticut on I-84. I was a little girl, riding in the back seat, and I think I dozed off and woke up cranky and bored. I saw the Union Station Clock Tower and, mistaking it for Big Ben and then confusing London and Paris, I snarked, “Where are we, Paris, England?” The implication that we had been driving forever, long enough that we could have made it to Europe and back, was lost to my adorable, unworldly slip.

    The Georgia State Capitol building has a golden dome that reminds me of buildings in Hartford, Springfield, Boston, Albany, Chicago, DC . . . I was cranky in the cab from the airport—when the driver said ‘good morning’ I couldn’t believe it was still the morning—but managed not to snark out loud about it this time.

  • I’m playing this game

    Indulge me this once
    Just so I know that you would
    And then I’ll behave.

  • First Monday morning after Daylight Savings Time

    Today we wrote rules
    For Elevator Bingo
    More fun than it sounds

  • Give me something to look forward to

    Anticipating
    Heartbreak, waking up alone,
    All out of coffee

  • Lazybuzz

    I do like the gym
    But sometimes?  Just really want
    Pizza and beer

  • Who knew ‘gourmet’ could be so simple?

    sorbet

    Ingredients: Water, Coconut Milk, Cane Sugar, Dutch Cocoa, Natural Stabilizers

    Today I ate chocolate sorbet,
    The container is labeled “gourmet”
    I didn’t leave a crumb,
    And I can’t refrain from,
    Having seconds in cute lingerie.

  • Winter Blues

    The one thing about
    January: here on out
    it only warms up!

  • Drive To Ikea

    Ikea with Mom
    Chat and laugh down 95
    Almost miss exit