Snuffy was outed
In nineteen eighty-five: Not
Imaginary!
Category: Haiku
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What is this, St. Petersburg?
Upon arriving in Atlanta.
Another city
Home to one golden-domed pile
And ten-plus StarbucksThere is this one remark that my family has been quoting me on for years every time we drive through Waterbury, Connecticut on I-84. I was a little girl, riding in the back seat, and I think I dozed off and woke up cranky and bored. I saw the Union Station Clock Tower and, mistaking it for Big Ben and then confusing London and Paris, I snarked, “Where are we, Paris, England?” The implication that we had been driving forever, long enough that we could have made it to Europe and back, was lost to my adorable, unworldly slip.
The Georgia State Capitol building has a golden dome that reminds me of buildings in Hartford, Springfield, Boston, Albany, Chicago, DC . . . I was cranky in the cab from the airport—when the driver said ‘good morning’ I couldn’t believe it was still the morning—but managed not to snark out loud about it this time.
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First Monday morning after Daylight Savings Time
Today we wrote rules
For Elevator Bingo
More fun than it sounds -
Who knew ‘gourmet’ could be so simple?

Ingredients: Water, Coconut Milk, Cane Sugar, Dutch Cocoa, Natural Stabilizers
Today I ate chocolate sorbet,
The container is labeled “gourmet”
I didn’t leave a crumb,
And I can’t refrain from,
Having seconds in cute lingerie.