Not a mind reader but a . . . a . . .

“He’s basically a total . . . damn, I can never think of this word!”

“He’s a total . . . ”

“It’s right on the tip of my tongue. Um, A.C. Slater?”

“Jock? Contestant on Dancing with the Stars?”

“No, no, like Jesse Spano would say.”

“Oh! A ‘macho chauvinist pig?'”

“Chauvinist!  Yes!  That’s it.”

“Yes!”

“Wait, just . . . how did you know that?”

“Well? Why did you ask if you didn’t think I would know?”