Your mailbox is over its size limit

An excerpt from the infamous interoffice e-mail forum. Pre-Brooklyn, from my commuting days. My mailbox reached its size limit again, and I couldn’t purge this gem of an Emilyism.

From: Emily
Sent: Tuesday, October 17, 2006 11:24 AM
To: ‘Al’; ‘David’; ‘Sarah’
Subject: RE: I need a nap.


You know how Hobbits have Second-Breakfast and Elevensies? Consider this an Elevensies-Intra-Office-E-mail.

I am having a good hair day. I also decided that I want to learn to arch just one eyebrow. I think it would be devastatingly clever.

Today, my mailbox was over limit for the first time. I have never felt so important.

Wouldn’t stop, even if I could,